Aragorn: Then you shall have my sword
Legolas: And my bow!
Gimli: And my axe!
Boromir: And me. You get all of me. Boromir the Great. What a great addition to the party. *Flexes* all this, you got it, son. This is gonna be awesome.
[someone brings up a thing i love]
me: haha, yeah
me: but seriously, do you have six hours to talk about this because I have Some Thoughts-
If you can’t handle me at my Moxley, you don’t deserve me at my Ambrose
When you’re over someone’s house and they serve you some nasty food and then ask you how it tastes
are you ever just overwhelmed by your love of lord of the rings????? bc yikes
it still pisses me off that Wade Barrett never even had one World Championship reign
“ John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I leave in three weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate… this idea… that you’re the best… because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass. You’re as good at kissing Vince’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne… he’s a pretty good ass-kisser… always was and still is. Oops… I’m breaking the fourth wall. [Punk waves to the camera.] I am the best… wrestler… in the world. I’ve been the best ever since Day One when I walked into this company, and I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar… and he split, just like I’m splittin’, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is that I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.
I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s imaginary brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that. They’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I’ve proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, and even on commentary. Nobody can touch me. And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collectors’ cups, I’m not on the cover of the program, I’m barely promoted, I don’t get to be in movies, I’m not on any crappy show on the USA Network, I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania, I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian, I’m not on Jimmy Fallon, but the fact of the matter is I should be, and trust me, this isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that “Dwayne” is in the main event of WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight, those of you who are cheering me right now… you are just as big a part of me leaving as anyone else, because you’re the ones sipping out of those collector cups right now, you’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of, and then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face thinking you can get an autograph and sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to get a real job.
I’m leaving with the WWE championship on July 17 and hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling… maybe I’ll go back to Ring of Honor… hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing? The reason I’m leaving is you people because after I’m gone you’re still going to pour money into this company — I’m just a spoke on the wheel — the wheel’s gonna keep turning. And I understand that… that Vince McMahon’s gonna make money despite himself… he’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire… you know why he’s not a billionaire? It’s because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical yes-men like John Lauranitis, who’s gonna tell him everything he wants to hear… and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead, but the fact is it’s gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon. You know we do this whole bully campaign…- CM Punk”
If you can’t handle me at my Moxley, you don’t deserve me at my Ambrose
i can’t wait until smarks try to cover up those thunderous ‘’roman reigns’’ chants that happened during that staredown and try to say that crowds only boo roman ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
To be fair though, the pro-Roman crowd sounded predominantly made up of women and children. Not hatin’, just sayin’ :/
Again though I gotta ask. What is wrong if his crowd is predominantly women/children.
People are up in arms about how Daniel Bryan appeals to everyone because everyone legitimately liked him—women, children, men.
Why is it, if Roman manages to capture 2/3 of that fanbase (without 1/3 ie. men)is it suddenly to be dismissed?Why doesn’t it count as fans? 8/
You know why. Because they’re deemed less than the adult male fans. Because children are young and ‘don’t know any better’. Because women just ‘think he’s hot’.
The usual.Even though we women spend money and buy merch and PPV’s just as much as guys do. I mean go figure.
Also there are dudes who like him out there, so he’s actually capturing even more than 2/3. It’s just that smarks are always loud and obnoxious, and they’re that gross type of man who thinks they’re entitled to everything and that everyone has to listen to them so they have no inhibitions shouting so loud, unlike women/kids/more timid men. So it’s often just a few guys at ring side that are responsible for those boos.
does anyone else ever like…. partially dissociate? like there’s a little part of you that is just not there but the rest of you is like “come back to the body, bud, we have stuff to do”
WATCH THE LEG YOU GLASS OF MILK
I’m so glad this is what I’m kind of remembered for
cm punk